Quote by Dennis Miller

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to ke

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the significance of parenting by comparing it to the responsibility of preventing Gary Busey, an eccentric actor known for his reckless behavior, from driving on public highways. It implies that being a parent is a critical role that involves safeguarding and nurturing the well-being of children. The analogy delivers a lighthearted yet powerful message about the immense importance and impact of raising children in society.

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Parenting

By Dennis Miller

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