My parents always made education and school the number one priority. They believed that an education is the best gift you can give to your child.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson

Latent in every man is a venom of amazing bitterness, a black resentment; something that curses and loathes life, a feeling of being trapped, of having trusted and been fooled, of being the helpless prey of impotent rage, blind surrender, the victim of a savage, ruthless power that gives and takes away, enlists a man, and crowning injury inflicts upon him the humiliation of feeling sorry for himself.

Paul Ambroise Valery

I have tried to make all my acts and commercial moves the result of definite consideration and sound judgment. There were never any great ventures or risks. I practiced honest, slow-growing business methods, and tried to back them with energy and good system.

Marshall Field

I am an invisible man. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids -- and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.

Ralph Ellison

There are some movies that I would like to forget, for the rest of my life. But even those movies teach me things.

Antonio Banderas

Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool?Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

William Shakespeare

In the wild struggle for existance, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.

Oscar Wilde

Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for the use of man.

Thomas Love Peacock

We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes, but the idea is that at the end of the day, my wife and I realize that we'll always be holding each other's hand. This is a lifelong relationship, and after 12 years she hasn't gotten rid of me yet.

Kyle Chandler

I live with some of my best friends from high school, very commune-like, in my house. It's my hippie way of life.

Alanis Morissette

Don't dig your grave with your knife and fork.

English Proverb

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

Charles R. Swindoll