My parents put everything in a trust fund for me. I won't get it until I'm 18, so I'll use it for college.

I plan to learn enough to read you like a book.

Sylvia Brownrigg

Riches enlarge rather than satisfy appetites.

Thomas Fuller

To be happy man would have to make himself immortal; but, not being able to do so, it has occurred to him to prevent himself from thinking of death.

Blaise Pascal

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

Samuel Goldwyn

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.

Roger Ebert

Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.

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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.

Josh Billings

If I had my way books would not be written in English, but in an exceedingly difficult secret language that only skilled professional readers and story-tellers could interpret. Then people like you would have to go to public halls and pay good prices to hear the professionals decode and read the books aloud for you. This plan would have the advantage of scaring off all amateur authors, retired politicians, country doctors and I-Married-a-Midget writers who would not have the patience to learn the secret language.

Robertson Davies

Genius is nothing but a great capacity for patience.

GeorgesLouis Leclerc Buffon

In the seventies we had to make it acceptable for people to accept girls and women as athletes. We had to make it okay for them to be active. Those were much scarier times for females in sports.

Billie Jean King

To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its own.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

Rodney Dangerfield