Quote by Ogden Nash

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, her

Summary

This quote, with a touch of humor, suggests that life is full of everyday challenges and tasks that individuals have to deal with. The mention of various objects like a pen, pencil, typewriter, and stencil implies the different responsibilities and obligations one has to address. The phrase "the daily woes that a man endures" signifies the difficulties and annoyances that one faces constantly. The quote culminates with the speaker offering these burdens to someone named George, metaphorically implying that these challenges and burdens are simply part of life and must be taken on by each individual.

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By Ogden Nash

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