Quote by Ron White

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true

Summary

This quote humorously defends oneself against the accusation of being an alcoholic by emphasizing the label of being a workaholic instead. By claiming to only drink when working, the person implies that they have a strong work ethic and prioritize their job over indulging in alcohol. This statement cleverly challenges the assumption by highlighting a different addiction that may be less stigmatized in society, showcasing a humorous play on words to defend against the accusation.

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