Some people think my father was a spy, because of working for that government agency in Vietnam, but he can't find his car keys, much less keep a national secret.

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.

David Herbert Lawrence

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Steven Wright

Central authority is bad. The bias should be for freedom. And without a central authority, there are lots of little authorities, and we learn which ones to trust.

John Stossel

I think politics come out of psychology.

Bruce Springsteen

It's about time we quit playing church in these services that start at eleven o clock sharp and end at twelve o clock dull.

Vance Havner

Even a paranoid can have enemies.

Henry Kissinger

Too much self-centered attitude, you see, brings, you see, isolation. Result: loneliness, fear, anger. The extreme self-centered attitude is the source of suffering.

Dalai Lama

A daily dose of daydreaming heals the heart, soothes the soul, and strengthens the imagination.

Richelle E. Goodrich

I don't trust doctors. It's not to say there ain't some good ones, but on a general level, no, I wouldn't trust 'em at all.

Keith Richards

I have had death threats from people with fixations.

Enya

Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.

Mason Cooley, City Aphorisms, Se

No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is vicious.won the Pulitzer Prize in 1919 after Adam's death

Henry Adams, The Education of He