Quote by Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a re

Summary

This quote reflects the somber reality of an individual who finds themselves in such dire circumstances that they have started envisioning their future as a homeless person. The mention of a "really good spot" implies a strategic mindset, suggesting that the person has already contemplated and prepared for this situation. It serves as a reminder that homelessness is a harsh and unfortunate reality that some individuals may face, forcing them to make plans and find ways to survive when all hope seems lost.

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By Larry David

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