Quote by Steven Wright

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my

Summary

This quote humorously suggests an absurd and unconventional method of playing the harmonica. It sarcastically implies that the speaker lacks the ability to play the instrument in a traditional manner. By using exaggerated imagery of sticking the harmonica out of a fast-moving car, the quote highlights the speaker's willingness to go to great lengths, even if impractical, to achieve their desired outcome.

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By Steven Wright

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