It was a pleasant caf

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

Steven Wright

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Joe E. Lewis

Obey something, and you will have a chance to learn what is best to obey. But if you begin by obeying nothing, you will end by obeying the devil and all his invited friends.

John Ruskin

The right of an inventor to his invention is no monopoly; in any other sense than a man's house is a monopoly.

Daniel Webster

Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.

Source Unknown

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

Tom Lehrer

Permit no hour to go by without it due improvement.

Thomas Kempis

The commercial work of today is the classics of tomorrow.

Orson Scott Card

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

Charlie Sheen

Violence in the voice is often only the death rattle of reason in the throat.

John F. Boyes

I have two daughters and I have done everything in my power to prevent them from assimilating, even being aware of, my idiocy about my weight.

Ayelet Waldman

That which is given with pride and ostentation is rather an ambition than a bounty.

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)