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The most important thing is to have a good relationship with the bike... you have to understand what she wants. I think of a motorcycle as a woman, and I know that sounds silly, but it's true.

Valentino Rossi

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Dave Berry

Our experience is composed rathery of illusions that of wisdom acquired.

Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Pa

Today, comics is one of the very few forms of mass communication in which individual voices still have a chance to be heard.

Scott McCloud

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

Roseanne Barr

Reality can destroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality?

George Moore

Whatever deceives men seems to produce a magical enchantment.

Plato

I always thought that I might retire from any form of sexuality by the age of 40 and just become a dignified older person.

Jarvis Cocker

It's not who, it's when

Alejandro Taubas

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder.

Courteney Cox

People think our music's very aggressive or angry or whatever, and it's just the opposite, really... I like laughing. And I like being really calm before a show, and smiley.

Serj Tankian

...music is the key to life

DMX