Quote by Steven Wright

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went Aaaaahhhh...

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called

Summary

This quote humorously highlights how our growing dependence on technology has replaced traditional household appliances with gadgets like phones. It suggests that the speaker's unexpected use of an electrical outlet reflects our tendency to prioritize digital communication over more practical everyday tasks. The reaction of the person on the call emphasizes the absurdity of the situation, expressing their surprise or amusement at witnessing the blending of old and new technology in this unique way.

By Steven Wright

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