Quote by Steven Wright

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I calledsomeone. They went Aaaaahhhh...

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called

Summary

This quote is a humorous and lighthearted observation about the way modern technology has become integrated into our daily lives. It suggests that the speaker casually and absentmindedly used an electrical outlet to charge their phone, where a blender used to be plugged in. This unexpected commonplace moment elicited a surprised and amused reaction from the person the speaker called. The quote underscores the ubiquity and seamless blending of technology into our routines, highlighting how easily we adapt to the constantly evolving technological advances.

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By Steven Wright

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