Quote by Steven Wright

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Summary

This quote is a darkly humorous example of misunderstanding and unintended consequences. The speaker's intention was likely to clean up a spot on their dog using a spot remover, but they mistakenly believe that pouring it on their pet made them disappear. The quote serves as a reminder to be mindful of our actions and the potential misunderstandings that can arise from them. It also highlights the importance of clarity and communication to avoid unintended outcomes.

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By Steven Wright

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