I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

The blood of Jesus Christ can cover a multitude of sins, it seems to me.

Denis Diderot

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

Stephen King

Charge forward with hope and get the best medical advice you can. Talk to your friends, neighbors, family, and together you attack it. We can't always control what happens to us, but we can always control how we react to it.

Robert Urich

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Frank Zappa

War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength

George Orwell

Patience is a most necessary qualification for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request. One must seem to hear the unreasonable demands of the petulant, unmoved, and the tedious details of the dull, untired. That is the least price that a man must pay for a high station.

Philip Dormer Stanhope, letter t

Focus on the mind and the soul. Read. Study. Enrol in a course of lectures. Pray. Become a member of a religious congregation. Study the Bible or other ancient works of wisdom.

Jonathan Sacks

No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

Abraham Lincoln

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Thomas Szasz

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us.

Earl Nightingale

You never know what the American public is going to do, but you know that they will do it all at once.

L. William Seidman

If the machines can take the drudgery out of it and just leave us with the joy of drawing, then that's the best of both worlds - and I'll use those computers!

Don Bluth