Quote by Brad Garrett

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker's current profession as a comedian is separate from their original inclination towards being a teacher. It implies that if circumstances had been different, the speaker could have pursued a teaching career instead. It highlights the passion for guiding and educating others that the speaker possesses, indicating that perhaps their sense of humor and ability to connect with audiences as a comedian could have also been translated into an effective teaching style.

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By Brad Garrett

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