I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.

Pablo Picasso

Light is the task where many share the toil.

Homer

Having never been in control of his own life, his idea of freedom was simply to break free.

Orson Scott Card

I really wanted to retire and rest and spend more time with my children, my grandchildren and of course with my wife.

Nelson Mandela

How do you rebel in a family of rebels?

Nicolas Cage

I look in your eyes I realize what you've sold me is love in a vacuum. Love in a vacuum.

Aimee Mann

I've done it all. I'm thankful and proud of what I've accomplished in my life. I hope to keep doing it.

Ralph Stanley

Its easier to stay out than get out

Mark Twain

There is a progression of understanding vis-?-vis pro football that varies drastically with the factor of distance -- physical, emotional, intellectual and every other way. Which is exactly the way it should be, in the eyes of the amazingly small number of people who own and control the game, because it is this finely managed distance factor that accounts for the high-profit mystique that blew the sacred institution of baseball off its national pastime pedestal in less than fifteen years.

Hunter S. Thompson

God save us from religion.

David Eddings

And could I look upon her without compassion, seeing her punishment in the ruin she was, in her profound unfitness for this earth on which she was placed, in the vanity of sorrow which had become a master mania, like the vanity of penitence, the vanity of remorse, the vanity of unworthiness, and other monstrous vanities that have been curses in this world?

Philip K. Dick

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

Steven Wright