Quote by Terry Pratchett

Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.

Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.

Summary

This quote is whimsical and does not have a literal meaning. It appears to be a sarcastic or nonsensical response to an unknown situation. It is meant to be humorous by suggesting an implausible and comical scenario of someone going swimming and being eaten by a pineapple. The quote likely intends to create a lighthearted, absurd atmosphere or to playfully dismiss or make fun of the question or topic at hand.

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Satire Evolution Fantasy Fiction

By Terry Pratchett

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