Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem who to thank.

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a

Summary

This quote humorously implies that the speaker attempted group sex as a solution to a problem they had. However, instead of solving their original problem, they now find themselves uncertain of who to thank for their newfound predicament. The quote plays on the idea of unintended consequences and suggests that certain actions may lead to unexpected and complex outcomes.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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