If you have no problems at your job you don't have a job you've got a hobby.

It's crazy, I'm thinking, just knowing that the world is round,And here I'm dancing on the groundAm I right-side-up or upside-down,And is this real or am I dreaming?

Dave Matthews Band

It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.

Mark Twain

Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little.

Marguerite Gardiner

. . . such a rush immediately ensued that she with laughing face and plundered dress was borne towards it the centre of a flushed and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys and presents. Then the shouting and the struggling, and the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter! Then scaling him, with chairs for ladders, to dive into his pockets, despoil him of brown-paper parcels, hold on tight by his cravat, hug him round the neck, pommel his back and kick his legs in irrepressible affection! The shouts of wonder and delight with wich the development of every package was received! The terrible announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll's frying-pan into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter! The immense relief of finding this false alarm! The joy, and gratitude, and ecstasy! They are indescribable alike. It is enough that by degrees the children and their emotions got out of the parlor, and by one stair at a time up to the top of the house; where they went to bed, and so subsided.

Charles Dickens

The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.

Menander

Sometimes it's hard to believe what we are really.

Riyadh Razzaq

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

Will Rogers

I've found that there are only two kinds that are any good: slang that has established itself in the language, and slang that you make up yourself. Everything else is apt to be pass? before it gets into print.

Raymond Chandler

In a hospital, half of the patients get better food than at home.

Gerhard Kocher

My dad was in the army so we moved around a lot and I changed schools every year and had to make new friends, and I found that if I was the funny guy I could do that easier.

Jason Gann

I enjoyed working as a model a lot as it let me travel and I got to do some really interesting projects.

Patricia Velasquez

While civilization has been improving our houses, it has not equally improved the men who are to inhabit them

Henry David Thoreau