The prohibition law, written for weaklings and derelicts, has divided the nation, like Gaul, into three parts

All the world is competent to judge my pictures except those who are of my profession.

William Hogarth

Lorne finally said, Do the Blues Brothers thing. The response was amazing. People went nuts.

Steve Cropper

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.

Amelia Barr

It's like learning a language you can't speak a language fluently until you find out who you are in that language, and that has as much to do with your body as it does with vocabulary and grammar.

Fred Frith

The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.

Woodrow Wilson

A writer of fiction lives in fear. Each new day demands new ideas and he can never be sure whether he is going to come up with them or not.

Roald Dahl

Constant revolutionizing of production distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones. All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses, his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.

Karl Marx

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

Steven Wright

I love the culture of grilling. It creates an atmosphere that is festive but casual.

Bobby Flay

There's never really been a real hood Christmas movie.

Ice Cube

When a milestone is conquered, the subtle erosion called entitlement begins its consuming grind. The team regards its greatness as a trait and a right. Half hearted effort becomes habit and saps a champion.

Pat Riley

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

Dan Quayle