Quote by Amy Poehler

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you p

Summary

This quote highlights the importance of parenthood and the lighthearted approach one should have towards it. It emphasizes the necessity of remembering your child's name and whereabouts, while also playfully reminding parents not to rush their child's growth. The mention of using the right size diapers for oneself emphasizes the need for self-care and not losing one's identity amid parenthood responsibilities. Lastly, the suggestion to make funny faces in moments of uncertainty embraces the idea of finding joy and humor in parenting, even when faced with doubts.

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By Amy Poehler

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