Prosperous farmers mean more employment, more prosperity for the workers and the business men of every industrial area in the whole country.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Jenny McCarthy

I was born on a farm. My strength has nothing to do with political apparatus. I get my strength from nature, from flowers.

Ariel Sharon

Imitation, if it is not forgery, is a fine thing. It stems from a generous impulse, and a realistic sense of what can and cannot be done.

James Fenton

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

W. C. Fields

Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt

Samuel Johnson

I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude.

Andy Cohen

Like all things in the universe, we are destined from birth to diverge. Time is simply the yardstick of our separation. If we are particles in a sea of distance, exploded from an original whole, then there is a science to our solitude. We are lonely in proportion to our years.

Ian Caldwell, Dustin Thomason

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, which we ascribe to heaven.

William Shakespeare

If we wish to create a lasting peace we must begin with the children.

Mahatma Gandhi

Everybody except us is running for governor.

Barry Gray

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected I believe to One does feel.

Ronald Knox

First you write down your goal; your second job is to break down your goal into a series of steps, beginning with steps which are absurdly easy.

Fitzhugh Dodson