P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

Tammy Faye Bakker

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony.

John Barrymore

Reading is not a duty, and has consequently no business to be made disagreeable.

Augustine Birrell

All I wrote about us is lies All I wrote about us is the truth

Nazim Hikmet

Beauty is where you find it.

Madonna Ciccone

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.

Bernard Devoto

Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chestbased on a verse fragment by Robert Louis Stevenson in Treasure Island

Young Ewing Allison, from the po

The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

Elbert Hubbard

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.

Jay Leno

My brain tells me it will be better to just let him go.My heart... not so much.

Simone Elkeles

There are no endings, only beginnings that have been reborn.

D. Byron Patterson

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. The heart is her world: it is there her ambition strives for empire; it is there her avarice seeks for hidden treasures. She sends forth her sympathies on adventure; she embarks her whole soul on the traffic of affection; and if shipwrecked, her case is hopeless -- for it is a bankruptcy of the heart.

Washington Irving