Quote by Steven Wright

I put hardwood floors on top of walltowall carpet.

I put hardwood floors on top of walltowall carpet.

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker has taken an unconventional approach by installing hardwood floors directly on top of wall-to-wall carpet. The intention behind this decision remains unclear without further context. However, it implies a departure from the traditional practice of removing the carpeting before installing a new flooring material. It could be interpreted as an innovative solution to maintain some aspects of the existing carpet while also incorporating the desired hardwood floors.

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By Steven Wright

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