Quote by Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went bac

Summary

This quote, attributed to American comedian and actor Steven Wright, uses humor to highlight the absurdity of expecting instant results. By jokingly suggesting that putting instant coffee in a microwave oven could make someone go back in time, Wright ridicules the idea of achieving quick solutions or outcomes. This short statement serves as a witty commentary on the human desire for instant gratification, warning that certain expectations can be unrealistic or even comical.

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