Quote by Steven Wright

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentallywalk through into another dimension.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentall

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the human tendency to fear the unknown and embrace superstitions as a means of protection. By putting tape on the mirrors, the person intends to prevent accidentally entering a different reality or dimension. It sheds light on our instinctual desire to maintain control and ward off potential dangers, even if they may not exist. This witty remark reminds us of our amusing irrationalities and the imaginative lengths to which we may go to protect ourselves from the perceived unknown.

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By Steven Wright

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