Quote by Mark Twain

Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Summary

This quote humorously emphasizes the addictive nature of smoking and the often futile attempts people make to quit. It suggests that while quitting smoking may seem easy in theory, in reality, it requires multiple attempts to successfully overcome the addiction. The repetition of the phrase "a thousand times" acknowledges the challenges faced by smokers and the perseverance required to quit for good.

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By Mark Twain

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