It raises my spleen more than anything.

The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.

David Foster Wallace

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.

Denis Leary

Possibly because I grew up not feeling very confident about my own physical appearance, I developed internal devices so that I could integrate into society.

Shirley Manson

The first and most important reason for its elimination is the unquestioned fact that evolution is not a science; it is a hypothesis only, a speculation.

William Bell Riley

Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.

Madonna

There is sublime thieving in all giving. Someone gives us all he has and we are his.

Eric Hoffer

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

Jay Leno

The present time is seldom able to fill desire or imagination with immediate enjoyment, and we are forced to supply its deficiencies by recollection or anticipation.

Samuel Johnson

Two monologues do not make a dialogue.

Jeff Daly

I was labeled at a young age - Miss Unemotional, Miss Cool, and that would carry over to my press conferences.

Chris Evert

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.

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I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.?

Jarod Kintz