I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

Taxes and golf are alike, you drive your heart out for the green, and then end up in the hole.

Source Unknown

Communism is inequality, but not as property is. Property is exploitation of the weak by the strong. Communism is exploitation of the strong by the weak.

Pierre Joseph Proudhon

It always made me sad that there were kids who didn't have homes.

Lauren Holly

The highest form of pure thought is in mathematics

Plato

Under the Healthy Americans Act, you're in charge of your health care - not your employer. If you lose your job, change jobs or just can't find a job, your health insurance is guaranteed to stick with you.

Ron Wyden

The art of being sick is not the same as the art of getting well.

Tony Snow

Success makes you less intimidated by things.

Nate Silver

In the word of no master am I bound to believe.

Horace

There have been two great accidents in my life. One was the trolley, and the other was Diego. Diego was by far the worst.

Frida Kahlo

Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end, an end which it was already but too easy to arrive at; as railroads lead to Boston or New York. We are in great haste to construct a magnetic telegraph from Maine to Texas; but Maine and Texas, it may be, have nothing important to communicate.

Henry David Thoreau

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.

Rita Mae Brown

Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he'll escape.

W. H. Auden