When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

My dad bought me a guitar and people would ask me to play.

Rod Stewart

You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.

Sheilah Graham, The Rest of the

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to.

Wayne Rooney

Capitalism is at its liberating best in a noncapitalist environment. The crypto-businessman is the true revolutionary in a Communist country.

Eric Hoffer

The Media is an abstraction (because a newspaper is not concrete and only in an abstract sense can be considered an individual), which in association with the passionlessness and reflection of the times creates that abstract phantom, the public, which is the actual leveler. . . . More and more individuals will, because of their indolent bloodlessness, aspire to become nothing, in order to become the public, this abstract whole, which forms in this ridiculous manner: the public comes into existence because all its participants become third parties. This lazy mass, which understands nothing and does nothing, this public gallery seeks some distraction, and soon gives itself over to the idea that everything which someone does, or achieves, has been done to provide the public something to gossip about. . . . The public has a dog for its amusement. That dog is the Media. If there is someone better than the public, someone who distinguishes himself, the public sets the dog on him and all the amusement begins. This biting dog tears up his coat-tails, and takes all sort of vulgar liberties with his leg--until the public bores of it all and calls the dog off. That is how the public levels.

Soren Kierkegaard, The Present A

There is a strange interdependence between thoughtlessness and evil.

Hannah Arendt, Eichmann in Jerus

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.

Victor Hugo

She was so fat that after she sat on someone's lap we had to look for him in the crack of her ass.

Rodney Dangerfield

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.

Joseph Joubert

Consciously or unconsciously, every one of us does render some service or other. If we cultivate the habit of doing this service deliberately, our desire for service will steadily grow stronger, and will make, not only our own happiness, but that of the world at large.

Mahatma Gandhi

I was in my bed trying to figure out why sometimes you can wake up and go back to sleep and other times you can't

Stephen Chbosky

I used to do this as a kid. And now they're paying me for it, which is cool.

William Kempe