The only reason to invest in the market is because you think you know something others don't.

Where I came from, sports were the only way to get out front.

Joe Namath

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have this theory about why men kill each other and break things.... Never mind. It's a dumb theory. I was going to say it was all sexual... but everything is sexual... but alcohol.

Kurt Vonnegut

Reflect upon the defects of your character: thoroughly realize their evils and the transient pleasures they give you, and firmly will that you shall try your best not to yield to them the next time.

Helen P. Blavatsky

Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.

Jos

So much of what I am I got from you. I had no idea how much of it was secondhand.

Peter Townsend

Every man becomes, to a certain degree, what the people he generally converses with are.

Philip Dormer Stanhope

I try something new every night. It's an hour show if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me.

Kate Clinton

To sit alone in the lamplight with a book spread out before you hold intimate converse with men of unseen generations -- such is pleasure beyond compare.

Yoshida Kenko

Atât de mare e puterea adev?rului care, precum binele, se r?spânde?te de la sine.

Umberto Eco

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Steven Wright

My rule is, whatever you were calling me four years ago is what you should be calling me now, because I don't like it when my family or close friends call me Nicki Minaj. To me I'm not Nicki Minaj when I'm with them.

Nicki Minaj