Quote by Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that

Summary

This humorous quote suggests a lighthearted explanation for the existence of two senators per state in the United States. The analogy implies that having two senators allows one to fulfill a responsible role, similar to being a designated driver who ensures the safety and well-being of others. It playfully suggests that the presence of two senators may serve as a balance, ensuring that one can take charge while the other provides support and assistance in representing their state's interests.

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By Jay Leno

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