Quote by Steven Wright

(Referring to a glass of water:) I mixed this myself. Twoparts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

(Referring to a glass of water:) I mixed this myself. Twopar

Summary

This quote implies the speaker's mistrust towards others, even to the extent of being suspicious of the water they drink. By sarcastically stating that they mixed the water themselves, emphasizing the chemical composition of H2O, the quote highlights the speaker's inherent skepticism and unwillingness to rely on others. It reflects a general lack of trust that extends beyond just the water and serves as a commentary on the speaker's mindset and approach to life.

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By Steven Wright

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