Quote by Mark Twain

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to Mark Twain, refers to a situation where rumors or misinformation are spread about a person's demise, implying that they are no longer alive. However, the person themselves is contradicting these reports, asserting that they are still very much alive. The quote highlights the absurdity of how false information can spread rapidly and serves as a humorous reminder to question the validity of what we hear. It also underscores the importance of verifying information before forming conclusive beliefs.

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By Mark Twain

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