As a result of the digital age and the decline of first-class mail, there is no question that the Postal Service must change and develop a new business model.

The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap isthe hanging plant.

Steven Wright

It's not about perfect. It's about effort. And when you bring that effort every single day, that's where transformation happens. That's how change occurs.

Jillian Michaels

Every story I create, creates me. I write to create myself.

Octavia E. Butler

Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look He thinks too much such men are dangerous.

William Shakespeare

There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson.

Victor Hugo

Nothing makes a man so selfish as work.

George Bernard Shaw

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry

I didn't have nothin' going for me... school, home... until I found something I loved, which was music, and that changed everything.

Eminem

As perfume to the flower, so is kindness to speech.

Katherine Francke

A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.

Gabriel Heatter

Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour.

Arthur Schopenhauer