Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning . . . put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up by briefcase and the handle came off. Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning . . . put on a

Summary

This quote humorously expresses a person's frustrations and the perception that everything seems to be falling apart for them. The mention of small inconveniences, such as a button falling off a shirt or a handle breaking off a briefcase, creates a sense of exaggerated bad luck. The final line about being afraid to go to the bathroom serves as a playful exaggeration, emphasizing the idea that even everyday activities may go wrong. Overall, the quote portrays a comical perspective on a series of unfortunate events.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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