Quote by Steven Wright

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said help wanted. There was another sign below it that said self service. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.

I saw a sign at a gas station. It said help wanted. There wa

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the concept of self-reliance and taking control of one's own destiny. It suggests that instead of waiting for opportunities, the person decides to create their own by taking on the role themselves. By becoming their own boss, they have the power to determine their own worth, reward themselves, and ultimately leave when they please. It portrays independence and the ability to seize control of one's life without relying on external factors.

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By Steven Wright

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