Quote by Steven Wright

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.She said, It's free with purchase. I asked her if anyonebought anything today.

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale

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This quote highlights the speaker's curiosity about a small bottle of cologne and their subsequent interaction with the salesperson. Upon inquiring about the price, the salesperson clarifies that it is a promotional item available for free with a purchase. The speaker further expresses their interest by asking if anyone has made a purchase that day. This quote captures the speaker's intrigue and desire to understand the context and popularity of the product being sold.

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