Quote by Molly Ivins

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink

Summary

This quote humorously presents a stereotypical view of political corruption and opportunism, often associated with the Texas Legislature. It suggests that in order to thrive in political office, one must be willing to engage in morally questionable acts, such as indulging in vices, exploiting others for financial gain, and betraying the trust of constituents through voter deception. Though exaggerated and satirical, the quote critiques the perceived unethical behavior and lack of integrity of some politicians, highlighting the cynicism associated with the political arena.

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By Molly Ivins

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