Quote by Steven Wright

My school colors were clear. We used to say, I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

My school colors were clear. We used to say, I'm not naked,

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker's school did not have designated colors like traditional schools typically do. Instead, their school's colors were considered to be "clear." The phrase "I'm not naked, I'm in the band" reflects the unique identity and pride of being a member of the school band. It implies that, despite not having specific colors to wear, being part of the band was a source of belonging and distinction within the school community.

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