Quote by Terry Pratchett

Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so

Summary

This quote humorously contrasts the perspectives of scientists and magicians. While scientists argue that something absurd is highly improbable to exist, magicians contend that unlikely occurrences tend to happen frequently. It suggests that illusionists have mastered the art of creating improbable events, thus challenging the rationality and predictability favored by scientists. It highlights the mysterious and unpredictable aspects of magic, emphasizing the ability of magicians to surprise and deceive through seemingly impossible feats.

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By Terry Pratchett

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