Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

But I want you to know that you're a beautiful girl, far more beautiful than I ever was at your age, and that starving yourself to compete with all of those skinny celebrities who spend half their lives checking in and out of rehab is not only a completely unreasonable and unattainable goal, but will only end up making you sick.

Alyson Noel

I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.

Wanda Sykes

If more people were actively engaged in advocating their positions I think we'd have a better society.

Jeb Bush

You can only possess beauty through understanding it.

John Ruskin

My mom and dad - they were always there. They were always on the set. They focused on our family life. The entertainment business wasn't the end-all. They weren't out to get the next big paycheck or the next big movie. It was about 'What can we do as a family.'

Candace Cameron Bure

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Yogi Berra

you must not come lightly to the blank page.

Stephen King

Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.

Augustus Hare

Trials teach us what we are; they dig up the soil, and let us see what we are made of.

C. H. (Charles Haddon) Spurgeon

Politics is the art of preventing people from busying themselves with what is their own business.

Paul Valery

A religion so cheerless, a philosophy so sorrowful, could never have succeeded with the masses of mankind if presented only as a system of metaphysics. Buddhism owed its success to its catholic spirit and its beautiful morality.

W. Winwood Reade

Animals used to provide a lowlife way to kill and get away with it, as they do still, but, more intriguingly, for some people they are an aperture through which wounds drain. The scapegoat of olden times, driven off for the bystanders sins, has become a tender thing, a running injury. There, running away is me: hurt it and you are hurting me.

Edward Hoagland