It seemed queer, in the barber's shop, to see the Anarchist notice still on the wall, explaining that tips were prohibited. The Revolution has struck off our chains, the notice said. I felt like telling the barbers that their chains would soon be back again if they didn't look out.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

Rod McKuen

If a thousand men were not to pay their tax-bills this year, that would not be a violent and bloody measure, as it would be to pay them, and enable the State to commit violence and shed innocent blood. This is, in fact, the definition of a peaceable revolution, if any such is possible.

Henry David Thoreau

Worthless people love only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Socrates

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known.

Blaise Pascal

Upon the education of the people of this country the fate of this country depends.

Benjamin Disraeli

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating.

Simon Pegg

I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able to have a wonderful time just walking around with Dad. I can see the real pleasure of that game.

David Hyde Pierce

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream.

Robert H. Schuller

Unshakable faith is only that which can face reason in all human epochs.

Allan Kardec

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Jimmy Fallon

Refrain to-night;And that shall lend a kind of easinessTo the next abstinence, the next more easy;For use almost can change the stamp of nature,And either master the devil or throw him outWith wondrous potency.

William Shakespeare

For one who has been honored, dishonor is worse than death.

Bhagavad Gita