Sharks have everything a scientist dreams of. They're beautiful?God, how beautiful they are! They're like an impossibly perfect piece of machinery. They're as graceful as any bird. They're as mysterious as any animal on earth. No one knows for sure how long they live or what impulses?except for hunger?they respond to. There are more than two hundred and fifty species of shark, and everyone is different from every other one.

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours

Ambrose Bierce

Love doesn't always curl your toes sometimes it takes a bite right out of your soul.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mockThe meat it feeds on.

William Shakespeare

You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.

Mel Karmazin

My own image of my work is that I no sooner settle into something than a break occurs. These breaks are always painful and depressing but despite them I see that there's a consistency that holds out, but is hard to define.

Lee Krasner

No one will persist long in helping someone who will not help themselves.

Johnson

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work -- the night watchman.

Tallulah Bankhead

A good health policy is based on three principles. Unfortunately, nobody knows them.

Gerhard Kocher

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Larry David

We always speak well when we manage to be understood.

Moli

I tell you Wellington is a bad general, the English are bad soldiers; we will settle this matter by lunch time.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Religion kept some of my relatives alive, because it was all they had. If they hadn't had some hope of heaven, some companionship in Jesus, they probably would have committed suicide, their lives were so hellish.

Octavia Butler