Quote by Matthew Perry

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I

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This quote suggests that the speaker believes Jennifer Aniston is an extremely incompetent driver. The speaker confessed that they avoid going anywhere if they know Aniston is also driving. This statement implies that the speaker's experience with Aniston's driving skills has been consistently negative, leading them to form a strong negative opinion about her driving abilities.

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