Quote by Steven Wright

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that "shin" or bumping into furniture in the dark is a helpful tool for locating it. It highlights the relatable and seemingly unavoidable experience of accidentally colliding with furniture when navigating a dark room. In a playful manner, the quote emphasizes the practical aspect of shin-bumping as a method for identifying the presence and placement of furniture, offering a lighthearted perspective on a common inconvenience.

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