Quote by Steven Wright

The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name toLes.

The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name toLe

Summary

This quote plays with the idea of wordplay and ambiguity. By stating that the sign said "eight items or less," the speaker humorously implies that they have decided to change their name to "Les" as a way to circumvent the rule. The play on words suggests a humorous and clever twist on the situation, highlighting the speaker's wit and willingness to find unconventional solutions.

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By Steven Wright

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