It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

Steven Wright

We found out the Gemini spacesuit was, well, oxygen was flowing to keep me cool as well as to breathe, and it wasn't good enough. My visor got fogged.

Gene Cernan

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.

George Eliot

The Royal Navy of England hath ever been its greatest defense and ornament it is its ancient and natural strength the floating bulwark of the island.

William Blackstone

If you did not look after today's business then you might as well forget about tomorrow.

Isaac Mophatlane

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

Todd Rundgren

Don't be disheartened by the forces of evil. Nothing can happen that God hasn't allowed. Even resistance is all part of grand orchestration. The devil always has you right were God wants you.

Steve Maraboli

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.

Eric Hoffer

Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer. Go some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of harmony and proportion is more readily seen.

Leonardo DaVinci

Know, first, who you are, and then adorn yourself accordingly.

Epictetus

We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.

Thomas Jefferson

I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.

Bobby Cannavale