If I was smart enough to be a doctor, I'd be a doctor. I ain't, so I'm a football player.

While we are living in the present, we must celebrate life every day, knowing that we are becoming history with every work, every action, every deed.

Mattie Stepanek

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

Calvin Trillin

I always feel pressure. If you don't feel nervous, that means you don't care about how you play. I care about how I perform. I've always said the day I'm not nervous playing is the day I quit.

Tiger Woods

If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.

C.S. Lewis

Golf has an ambivalent relationship with the environment. On one hand, it's a great preserver of open spaces. Golf doesn't pave the world - it helps to green the world. But the downside is, it uses a lot of fertilizer, pesticides and water.

Thomas Friedman

John McCain, if you liked the last eight, you are going to love the next four.

James Carville

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Elbert Hubbard

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

Monica Edwards

Politics is human beings it's addition rather than subtraction.

Donald Rumsfeld

Often times I have hated in self-defense; if I were stronger I would not have used such a weapon.

Kahlil Gibran

The true master does not seek to run away from Death. He accepts that he must die, and understands that there are far, far worse things in the living world than dying.

J.K. Rowling

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

Liza Minnelli