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Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you?Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having sex when it came to my mind.

Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the contrasting personalities and approaches to life between a smartass disciple and a master of stupidity. The disciple, known for their cleverness and wit, sarcastically questions the master about their state of mind upon realizing the truth. In a surprising response, the master admits to not thinking at all, but instead reveals a seemingly mundane and unrelated activity. This juxtaposition highlights the master's unconventional and perhaps unconventional wisdom, suggesting that insight can come unexpectedly and through unusual circumstances.

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