Quote by Steven Wright

Smoking cures weight problems... Eventually...

Smoking cures weight problems... Eventually...

Summary

This quote is a sarcastic remark highlighting the false belief that smoking can help with weight management or even cause weight loss over time. It implies that while smoking may initially suppress appetite or serve as a distraction from food, the long-term consequences of smoking far outweigh any potential weight-related benefits. In reality, smoking poses serious health risks and is proven to be detrimental to overall well-being. It discourages the idea that smoking can be a viable solution for weight problems.

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By Steven Wright

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