As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morning.

Neil Gaiman

We got Martha Stewart legitimizing homemaking for her generation, and then there's this return to being interested in all things home, lifestyle, and food again. I think this generation is less about the frills and more about the flavor of things.

Nadia Giosia

We ought not to treat living creatures like shoes or household belongings, which when worn with use we throw away.

Plutarch

The more specific idea of Evolution now reached is -- a change from an indefinite, incoherent homogeneity to a definite, coherent heterogeneity, accompanying the dissipation of motion and integration of matter.

Herbert Spencer

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

Kathy Griffin

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside.

Whitney Houston

Anggap aja kamu ikan lele. Bisa berkembang biak di septic tank. Dia hidup bahagia di tempat sampahnya.

Dee

Appetite, craving for food, is a constant and powerful stimulator of the gastric glands.

Ivan Pavlov

I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying.

Michael Jordan

It's funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

Corey Feldman

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.

James Baldwin

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.

Milton Friedman